I really don’t think it will be necessary, since I can’t imagine one not being satisfied with Piranha 3-D, but just in case, yes of course I will be there. Few things: Will need the aforementioned firearm and fish. Will also need local Elisabeth Shue look-alike to run dialogue with, a plaid shirt, two high-fives (one before we run the scenes, one after), peanut M&M’s, a map with the closest Red Roof Inn circled on it (I won’t be staying there, I just like knowing where it is. I’ll be staying with you), a 700-word essay on why you neglected to recognize that Piranha 3-D totally fucking shreds, Perrier, a quick guitar lesson, one grenade, dinner with your family, and directions to the airport.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Adam Scott Will Come To Your House If You Didn’t Like Piranha 3D
Seriously. If you feel ripped off I will come to your house and act out my scenes for you and your friends. U provide shotgun and fish. Vanity Fair was intrigued by Scott’s offer, and took it upon themselves to call him and confirm the details of his proposal.
Sympathy for the Devil- Stories of the Devil
Product Details
- Pub. Date: August 2010
- Publisher: Night Shade Books
- Format: Paperback, 400pp
- Sales Rank: 120,895
- ISBN-13: 9781597801898
- ISBN: 1597801895
Synopsis
The Devil is known by many names: Serpent, Tempter, Beast, Adversary, Wanderer, Dragon, Rebel. His traps and machinations are the stuff of legends. His faces are legion. No matter what face the devil wears, Sympathy for the Devil has them all.Edited by Tim Pratt, Sympathy for the Devil collects the best Satanic short stories by Neil Gaiman, Holly Black, Stephen King, Kage Baker, Charles Stross, Elizabeth Bear, Jay Lake, Kelly Link, China Mieville, Michael Chabon, and many others, revealing His Grand Infernal Majesty, in all his forms. Thirty-five stories, from classics to the cutting edge, exploring the many sides of Satan, Lucifer, the Lord of the Flies, the Father of Lies, the Prince of the Powers of the Air and Darkness, the First of the Fallen... and a Man of Wealth and Taste. Sit down and spend a little time with the Devil.
The Complete First Season of "The Vampire Diaries"
“For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now. I know the risk, but I have to know her.”(amazon.com)
Dark, brooding, pulsing with bloodlust and transcendent with romance, The Vampire Diaries — which started as a series of must-read novels by L.J. Smith — has become a must-watch television hit. Season One offers unforgettable characters, living and undead. They are vampire brothers Stefan and Damon, one good and one evil; Elena, a double for the beauty both brothers loved some 150 years earlier; plus Jeremy, Bonnie, Matt and more denizens of Mystic Falls, VA. All are caught up in a spellbinding web of secrets, passion and terror.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Horror/comedy "BRAIN DEAD" will hit DVD on October 5
Kevin Tenney’s undead horror/comedy BRAIN DEAD will hit DVD on October 5 from Breaking Glass Pictures (retail $24.99). Featuring gruesome FX by BAD BIOLOGY’s Gabe Bartalos, BRAIN DEAD will be released under Breaking Glass Pictures’ Vicious Circle Films label.
The official BRAIN DEAD synopsis goes:
The official BRAIN DEAD synopsis goes:
“What do a pair of escaped convicts, a preacher and his assistant and a pair of pretty hikers have in common? They’re all delicious. After an extraterrestrial parasite crashlands in a backwoods American town—landing squarely on the head of a local fisherman—it sparks a fast spreading zombie infestation. As the brain hungry monsters multiply, three pairs of unlucky misfits convene on a fishing lodge for shelter. With zombies pounding at the door, the stranded, mismatched travelers must band together to stop the invasion—or serve themselves up as a main course. The problem is, they may lose their minds to each other before losing their brains to the zombies.”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2: Halloween Rain; Bad Bargain; Afterimage
Product Details
- Pub. Date: August 2010
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing
- Format: Paperback, 633pp
- Sales Rank: 71,509
- Age Range: Young Adult
- Series: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Series, #
- ISBN-13: 9781442412101
- ISBN: 1442412100
Synopsis
In every generation, there is a Chosen One. A slayer destined to protect the human race. She alone must fight the demons of hell. She alone must risk her life to stop the spread of evil. Buffy is the Chosen One. In Halloween Rain, as if Halloween at the Hellmouth isn’t bad enough, a brewing storm threatens to bring new demons to life, just in time for a celebratory massacre. A curse on the school’s rummage sale causes strange behavior in the halls of Sunnydale High in Bad Bargain. Buffy and her friends are looking forward to the revival of the old drive-in theater, but when people start slipping into comas in Afterimage, this late show may be their last….
John Waters denounces Canadian Manson film
Legendary gay American filmmaker John Waters has expressed his displeasure over the creation and release of the low-budget Canadian feature Leslie, My Name Is Evil, which opens this Friday. The film depicts one of the Manson trials in an entirely unrealistic style and, in particular, focuses on the infatuation one juror had with Leslie Van Houten, one of Manson's followers who was charged with murder. Waters has recently been on a campaign to see Van Houten, now 61 and still incarcerated in a California prison, paroled. In an email response to Xtra, Waters wrote, "Both myself and Leslie were horrified this movie was made, and I will never be able to watch it no matter what the intent."
"Case 39" Trailer and Synopsis
Prompted to rescue ten-year-old Lillith Sullivan (Jodelle Ferland) from her parents after allegations of abuse suggest that the child is not safe in her own home, kind-hearted social worker Emily Jenkins (Renée Zellweger) discovers to her horror that the situation is far deadlier than she ever suspected. Ian McShane and Bradley Cooper also star in the thriller from Antibodies director Christian Alvart.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Piranha 3D TV ad the networks don't want you to see
First, director Alexandre Aja was rejected by Comic-Con, when the convention refused to allow his Piranha 3D footage to be screened in San Diego as part of the official programming. And now he's been rejected by The CW, MTV and Fox as well—all of whom refused to air his TV ad as submitted.
Ryan Secrest (yes, that Ryan Secrest) was the first to share the ad judged too gory and sexy to be seen on TV. But what's more interesting than the ad itself are the comments explaining exactly what changes were necessary for the commercial to be considered airworthy.
First, check out the ad for Piranha 3D, which opens tomorrow:
The 10 Most Disturbing ‘True Blood’ Sex Scenes
According to Buddytv.com here are the 10 most disturbing 'True Blood' sex scenes:
EXCL: Hellraiser Film Gets Ready to Roll
Sources within Clive Barker's camp have informed us of new Hellraiser (!) film that's rapidly going into production.ShockTillYouDrop.com
The Reapers Are The Angel - Alden Bell
Synopsis
Zombies have infested a fallen America. A young girl named Temple is on the run. Haunted by her past and pursued by a killer, Temple is surrounded by death and danger, hoping to be set free.For twenty-five years, civilization has survived in meager enclaves, guarded against a plague of the dead. Temple wanders this blighted landscape, keeping to herself and keeping her demons inside her heart. She can't remember a time before the zombies, but she does remember an old man who took her in and the younger brother she cared for until the tragedy that set her on a personal journey toward redemption. Moving back and forth between the insulated remnants of society and the brutal frontier beyond, Temple must decide where ultimately to make a home and find the salvation she seeks.
Biography
Alden Bell is a pseudonym for Joshua Gaylord, whose first novel, Hummingbirds, was released in Fall '09. He teaches at a New York City prep school and is an adjunct professor at The New School. He lives in New York City with his wife, the Edgar Award-winning mystery writer, Megan Abbott.Elvira New Show Promo Video
Elvira, the Mistress of The Dark herself has recently revealed that her new show will premiere on 'THIS! Television' and will receive national syndication in the U.S. beginning the weekend of September 25.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
"Freddy vs Jason" The Kills and Final Battle Stills
Heather - pinned to tree with machete by Jason
Trey - stabbed with machete, folded in half in bed
Blake's Dad - decapitated by machete
Blake - slashed with machete
Gibb - double impalement with a long pipe
Frisell (Glowing Raver) and
Teammate - head twisted around
Shack - impaled by flaming machete
Raver #1 - sliced with machete
Raver #2 - sliced with machete Raver #3 - slashed in shoulder
Raver #4 - sliced in stomach with machete
Raver #5 - slashed with machete
Gibb lying dead on ground
Mark - Set on fire, then face slashed
Security Guard - crushed by heavy door
Deputy Stubbs - electrocuted on console
Freeburg - possessed by 'Freddypillar', chopped in half with machete
Linderman - impaled on shelf bracket
Kia - slashed with machete and thrown into tree
The Final Battle Begins
Freddy and Jason fight it out at construction area at lake
The battle moves to the docks on the waters edge
The battle really explodes in a final frenzy of blood and gore
One last gruesome and bloody breathe left
Jason rises with Freddy's head
I loved this movie, I would like to see how they do in a rematch!
Trey - stabbed with machete, folded in half in bed
Blake's Dad - decapitated by machete
Blake - slashed with machete
Gibb - double impalement with a long pipe
Frisell (Glowing Raver) and
Teammate - head twisted around
Shack - impaled by flaming machete
Raver #1 - sliced with machete
Raver #2 - sliced with machete Raver #3 - slashed in shoulder
Raver #4 - sliced in stomach with machete
Raver #5 - slashed with machete
Gibb lying dead on ground
Mark - Set on fire, then face slashed
Security Guard - crushed by heavy door
Deputy Stubbs - electrocuted on console
Freeburg - possessed by 'Freddypillar', chopped in half with machete
Linderman - impaled on shelf bracket
Kia - slashed with machete and thrown into tree
The Final Battle Begins
Freddy and Jason fight it out at construction area at lake
The battle moves to the docks on the waters edge
The battle really explodes in a final frenzy of blood and gore
One last gruesome and bloody breathe left
Jason rises with Freddy's head
I loved this movie, I would like to see how they do in a rematch!
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