On this Psychotic Saturdays! Saturday I am celebrating the Holidays in horrific fashion. I am highlighting six films that are truly slayerific. They feature the not so jolly old man in glorified slay bell form. Santa has more than a little humbug this season as he slashes his way through the snow and paints the halls with red-blood red! Here are six films that should not be missed out on the holidays. You will notice I forgo the usual slasher flicks that feature a Santa killer-almost and go for some not so over celebrated films.
6. Santa Claws (1996)
Directed by John A. Russo and starring Debbie Rochon, Grant Cramer and John Mowod. A young man finds his divorced mother having sex with a man in a Santa Clause hat and shoots them both dead. Years later, now thinking he is Santa Clause, the man develops an obsession with an erotic horror film star named Raven and begins stalking her.
5. Santa Slays (2005)
Directed by David Steiman and starring Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith and Emilie de Ravin. Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
4. Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Directed by Monte Hellman and starring Samantha Scully, Bill Moseley and Richard C. Adams. Ricky Caldwell, the notorious 'Killer Santa Claus', awakens from a six year coma after being kept alive on life-support by a slightly crazed doctor experimenting with ESP and other special abilities. Ricky targets a young, clairvoyant blind woman, named Laura, whom is traveling with her brother Chris, and his girlfriend Jerri to their grandmothers house for Christmas Eve, and Ricky decides to go after her, leaving a trail of dead bodies in his wake.
3. Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
Directed by Purdom and starring Edmund Purdom, Alan Lake and Belinda Mayne. A murderer is running loose through the streets of London, hunting down men dressed as Santa and killing them all in different, and extremely violent, fashions. Inspector Harris has decided to take on the unenviable task of tracking down the psychopath, but he's going to have his work cut out for him. Only the suspicious reporter, Giles, seems to offer the Inspector any promising leads.
2. Saint / Sint (2010)
Directed by Dick Maas and starring Egbert Jan Weeber, Bert Luppes and Caro Lenssen. It is the night of Sinterklaus in the Netherlands only this St. Nick is anything but jolly. He roams the city seeking victims to slay on this unholy night. He does not care who is naughty or nice he just wants the children and only has the full moon of this Dec. night to collect is bounty!
1. Silent Night (2012)
Directed by Steven C. Miller and starring Jaime King, Malcolm McDowell and Brendan Fehr. In a small Midwestern town a killer dressed as Santa is slaying the citizens one by one. The sheriff’s department must find who the killer is and take him out as the holiday massacre becomes all to personal and terrifying.
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